What-

What’s going on? Why am I human? I earned my immortality back, you bastards, I played by your rules and endured your games and I earned it back, so why would you take it away again? Give it back! I didn't even do anything yet, give it back!

[Her voice becomes progressively shakier as she rants.]

Give it back!

........

I’m human again, but the mail came.

The mail finally came.

[There is the sound of an envelope being carefully torn open, and of a slip of paper falling to the ground.]

Those who remember anything about my powers from the second part of that event would do well to keep their mouths shut. Mayfield cannot be trusted- what they’ve shown us ( Read more... )

[Jane can be seen briskly walking home from school. She is holding a sharp stick in one hand, because she has learned not to walk around unprotected, and is glaring at the ground with her hands are balled into fists. The last schoolbell went quite some time ago- someone had to stay back. Not a very auspicious sign for her first day.]I don’t care if ( Read more... )

[Exactly one day after the events of this log, Jane makes the following call to all citizens of Mayfield. She’s not quite stable right now, and when she speaks, her voice is croaky and unsteady.]

I was unable to locate Latvia. I apologise.

…

It is not safe to stay out at night. That is all.

How much do we have to eat before we are released? And this there any way to make the drone man I have no live with shut up about football and stop nagging me about not going to school?

Dead turkey muscle. Urg.

The human food here is disgusting. I don’t know how they expect me to go back to this rubbish after-

[Jane cuts herself off and sighs.]

This place has really thrown me off my guard. If the Masters were here they would be ashamed…

[Good morning, residents of 1248 Williams Road, and probably the rest of the street too. It’s another beautiful day in Mayfield, and today you are probably waking to the sound of an adolescent vampire-until-a-moment-ago screaming bloody murder at the top of her lungs. After that, please enjoy this soothing symphony of bangs, crashes and howls of ( Read more... )